Joke of the week has been there for a while, hasn’t it? 
How about my contribution?
An Irish Man, an English Man and an American are standing on the top of a
tall skyscraper. They’ve been drinking quite a lot all day and the American
says, “You know, I bet I could jump off the building, fly about and land
here again.”
The Irish man sarcastically replies, “Yeah, right! I’d like to see you do
that!!”
The American says, “Okay, I’ll prove it.” So he jumps off the building,
flies around for a bit and then lands.
The Irish man stares at the American in complete disbelief and says, “WOW!!
I’m going to try that!!” So he jumps off and promptly falls to his death.
The English turns to the American and says, “You’re a right bastard when
you’re drunk, Superman.”
Good, but you ruined the end of it. The english man jumps of the
building and falls to his death.
Sure, if Superman is a true American he probably claims he’s
"half-irish" anyway.
Anyway, sooo… off topic.On Wed, Apr 30, 2003 at 01:00:21PM +0100, Sweeney, Steven (FNB) wrote:
Joke of the week has been there for a while, hasn’t it? 
The Irish man stares at the American in complete disbelief and says, “WOW!!
I’m going to try that!!” So he jumps off and promptly falls to his death.
The English turns to the American and says, “You’re a right bastard when
you’re drunk, Superman.”
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Martin
Bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
Good, but you ruined the end of it. The english man jumps of the
building and falls to his death.
I’ve heard it told like this:
Two guys were at a bar at the top of a skyscraper. One man says to the
other “Y’know… I bet you that I could jump off this skyscraper and the
wind will push me right back up”. “No way… you’re on”, the guy
exclaims. So they go to the top of the building, and the guy jumps off.
Whoosh, he’s pushed right back where he started. The second guy is
amazed. “That’s incredible”, he says, “Let me try it”. So the second guy
jumps and promptly plummets to his death. The first guy calmly walks
back to the bar, where the bartender mutters “Y’know, Superman, you’re a
real asshole when you’re drunk”.
Or something like that.
Sorry… carry on… nothing to see here.On Wed, 2003-04-30 at 09:10, Martin Donlon wrote:
Craig Maloney (@Craig_Maloney) http://ic.net/~craig
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world
owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
Craig Maloney wrote:>On Wed, 2003-04-30 at 09:10, Martin Donlon wrote:
Good, but you ruined the end of it. The english man jumps of the
building and falls to his death.
I’ve heard it told like this:
Two guys were at a bar at the top of a skyscraper. One man says to the
other “Y’know… I bet you that I could jump off this skyscraper and the
wind will push me right back up”. “No way… you’re on”, the guy
exclaims. So they go to the top of the building, and the guy jumps off.
Whoosh, he’s pushed right back where he started. The second guy is
amazed. “That’s incredible”, he says, “Let me try it”. So the second guy
jumps and promptly plummets to his death. The first guy calmly walks
back to the bar, where the bartender mutters “Y’know, Superman, you’re a
real asshole when you’re drunk”.
Or something like that.
Sorry… carry on… nothing to see here.
I appologise in advance.
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bar maid looks him up and down and says, “sorry, we don’t serve your
kind here”. “But I’m a fun guy!”