On second thought

Guess I will be sending that to the list… Oh well, any suggestions?
Program (pro’gram), n. A magical spell cast over a computer that turns
one’s input into error messages. v. To engage in an activity similar to
banging one’s head into a wall, but with less opportunity for reward.

Wise words from Josef Wells .aka. Scrub .aka. MadMan, for more, write
jwells at ece.utexas.edu